NO WAY IN HELL

There is no way in hell I can accomplish this dumbass goal. I take it back. There is no way in hell I'm going to accomplish this dumbass goal. Ever since I began playing again, I've been getting these massive headaches at work and now I think I need glasses. That's right, glasses. Now all the kids at work are gonna be making fun of me. Calling me 4-eyes, glasses head, etc. I don't want that.

Another reason I'm not going to make this goal is because, now that I have a job, I genuinely don't care about this money. If I want to make 10,000 extra dollars in 377 days, I can just work an extra hour every day. It's not practical. I no longer have the patience to put my mind to something for 4 hours and come away with 21 bucks. And I'm straight up not good enough to play for higher stakes.

Don't get me wrong, I love poker. I'm not bitter or discouraged. I plan on playing tonight and tomorrow and probably the next day. But at some point, some day, I'm going to come home and simply not play. I won't feel like it. That's how I roll. I just have a really hard time committing to anything that may take more than 4 days to finish. I know it's not going to happen. I'm simply warning you now. That's how I know I'll never go write a book or go to law school or get married or get in shape or do all the things I've planned on doing but have never made plans to do.

Who knows, I may just be in a bad mood from these damn headaches.

(For the record, I've played 4 days and have built my account up to $107.65.)

P.S. Don't play poker with a massive headache.
P.P.S. I'm in shape. I just don't work out. Metabolism, bitches.