Just Got Off of Work (messages to myself #?)

It's 2:46 AM, I just got off of work. Nothing worth anything is on my mind right now, so I'll delve into one of my messages to myself.

The other night, I put a post-it-note on the door to my room reminding me to bring my portfolio to work for a meeting. I woke up at 6:45 and immediately saw the note. I left it there, knowing I would forget by the time I left work. I took a shower, got dressed and opened the door to my room. I tore the post it note off the door and grabbed my portfolio. I remembered that I had better comb my hair (meeting that day) and subsequently walked into the bathroom. After combing my hair (no more than 30 seconds later), I walked out of my room. I walked through the living room and out the front door. I locked the door. At 7:22 the alarm on my phone went off. "What the hell?" I thought. I took my phone out of my pocket and flipped it around. "PORTFOLIO, YOU DUMBASS" was on the screen. I turned around, walked back to my door, unlocked it, walked inside and looked at my bed. Not there. I searched around my room, frantically, for 6 or 7 minutes and then stumbled into the bathroom. Portfolio next to the sink (behing the LA Looks). This is a morning in the life of Texas Tom.